DAVE POSAVEC & FAST FREDDIE RAHMER!

THE EVENING NEWS!

CAN YOU NAME THIS DRIVER? (Courtesy Ray Kemp)

LINCOLN ICEBREAKER RESULTS! (Jason Walls photo)

ICEBREAKER 30 2012 SEASON OPENER
LAWRENCE CHEVROLET 410 SPRINTS
Feature (30-Laps) - 1. 15-Adam Wilt ($3,500); 2. 19M-Brent Marks; 3.
14-Kevin Nouse; 4. 21-Brian Montieth; 5. 30-Doug Esh; 6. 87-Alan Krimes; 7.
20S-Derek Sell; 8. 2-Ryan Bohlke; 9. 0-Rick Lafferty; 10. 11C-Cory Haas; 11.
48-Danny Dietrich; 12. 8-Billy Dietrich; 13. 65-Johnny Mackison, Jr.; 14.
17-Brian Leppo; 15. 71X-Bill Stine; 16. 21K-Kyle Pruitt; 17. 4-John
Rudisill; 18. 50-Austin Reed; 19. 85-Gerard McIntyre, Jr. (DNF); 20.
175-Jeff Heiges (DNF);21. 21L-Andre Layfild (DNF);22. 84C-Chad Criswell
(DNF);23. 92-JJ Grasso (DNF);24. 89-Cody Darrah (DNF). No Time Lap Leaders -
Kevin Nouse (1-7), Adam Wilt (8-30)

VOLUSIA SATURDAY NIGHT RESULTS!

World of Outlaws Late Model Series 50-lap A-main (Finishing Position/Car No./Driver): 1. (21) Billy Moyer; 2. (1d) Don O’Neal; 3. (25) Shane Clanton; 4. (29) Darrell Lanigan; 5. (15) Steve Francis; 6. (20) Jimmy Owens; 7. (28e) Dennis Erb Jr.; 8. (17M) Dale McDowell; 9. (39) Tim McCreadie; 10. (23) John Blankenship; 11. (0) Scott Bloomquist; 12. (24) Rick Eckert; 13. (99Jr) Frankie Heckenast Jr.; 14. (44) Clint Smith; 15. (32P) Bobby Pierce; 16. (1) Josh Richards; 17. (2) Brady Smith; 18. (32c) Vic Coffey; 19. (1*) Chub Frank; 20. (19) Tim Fuller; 21. (b5) Brandon Sheppard; 22. (57J) Bub McCool; 23. (14M) Morgan Bagley; 24. (99M) Donnie Moran; 25. (25F) Jason Feger; 26. (28M) Jimmy Mars; 27. (37c) Dennis Franklin; 28. (11) Pat Doar; 29. (21d) Dan Stone.

Super DIRTcar Series 50-lap A-main (Finishing Position/Car No./Driver): 1. (8r) Rob Bellinger; 2. (9s) Matt Sheppard; 3. (20) Brett Hearn; 4. (74) Tim Fuller; 5. (99L) Larry Wight; 6. (27J) Danny Johnson; 7. (10J) Alan Johnson; 8. (22c) Mario Clair; 9. (21a) Pete Britten; 10. (39) Dustin Delaney; 11. (48T) Dave Rauscher; 12. (8) Rich Scagliotta; 13. (97) Michel Chicione; 14. (5) Jimmy Horton; 15. (1) Darwin Greene; 16. (23) Billy VanInwegen; 17. (21K) Randy Chrysler; 18. (99) Bruno Lepage; 19. (60) Brian Berger; 20. (T21) Roger Chrysler; 21. (79) Jeremy Markle; 22. (10s) Michael Storms; 23. (14) C.G. (Morey; 24. (29) Chris Ostrowsky; 25. (88) David Allen; 26. (7) Rich Laubach; 27. (34) Andy Bachetti; 28. (85) Stewart Friesen; 29. (2) Brian Truppi; 30. (30) Jamie Mills.

READING FAIRGROUNDS!

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VOLUSIA FRIDAY RESULTS!

AFTERNOON PROGRAM
Super DIRTcar Series Big-Block Modifieds
A-Main (20 laps): 1. 10J - Alan Johnson; 2. 21a - Pete Britten; 3. 85 - Stewart Friesen; 4. 22c - Mario Clair; 5. 74 - Tim Fuller; 6. 9s - Matt Sheppard; 7. 8r - Rob Bellinger; 8. 99L - Larry Wight; 9. 7 - Rich Laubach; 10. 5 - Jimmy Horton; 11. 27J - Danny Johnson; 12. 3d - Matt DeLorenzo; 13. 20 - Brett Hearn; 14. 34 - Andy Bachetti; 15. 48T - Dave Rauscher; 16. 39 - Dustin Delaney; 17. 8 - Rich Scagliotta; 18. 60 - Brian Berger; 19. 79 - Jeremy Markle; 20. 1 - Darwin Greene; 21. 21K - Randy Chrysler; 22. 10s - Michael Storms; 23. 97 - Michel Chicione; 24. 23 - Billy VanInwegen; 25. 22J - Jeremy Wilder; 26. 6N - Kevin Bates.


EVENING PROGRAM
SUPER DIRTcar SERIES
A-Main (20 laps): 1. 9s - Matt Sheppard; 2. 27J - Danny Johnson; 3. 99L - Larry Wight; 4. 74 - Tim Fuller; 5. 7 - Rich Laubach; 6. 85 - Stewart Friesen; 7. 20 - Brett Hearn; 8. 8 - Rich Scagliotta; 9. 34 - Andy Bachetti; 10. 5 - Jimmy Horton; 11. 22c - Mario Clair; 12. 1 - Darwin Greene; 13. 21a - Pete Britten; 14. 10s - Michael Storms; 15. 8r - Rob Bellinger; 16. 60 - Brian Berger; 17. 23 - Billy VanInwegen; 18. 14 - C.G. Morey; 19. 48T - Dave Rauscher; 20. 29 - Chris Ostrowsky; 21. 3d - Matt DeLorenzo; 22. 39 - Dustin Delaney; 23. 88 - David Allen; 24. 30 - Jamie Mills; 25. 2 - Brian Truppi; 26. 10J - Alan Johnson.

NAME THIS DRIVER? (Courtesy Diamond Dog)

VOLUSIA BIG BLOCK RESULTS THURSDAY NITE!

Super DIRTcar Series
A-Main (30-Laps): 1. 27J - Danny Johnson; 2. 74 - Tim Fuller; 3. 10J - Alan Johnson; 4. 9s - Matt Sheppard; 5. 5 - Jimmy Horton; 6. 10s - Michael Storms; 7. 22c - Mario Clair; 8. 8 - Rich Scagliotta; 9. 7 - Rich Laubach; 10. 85 - Stewart Friesen; 11. 20 - Brett Hearn; 12. 8r - Rob Bellinger; 13. 21a - Pete Britten; 14. 39 - Dustin Delaney; 15. 60 - Brian Berger; 16. 34 - Andy Bachetti; 17. 48T - Dave Rauscher; 18. 1 - Darwin Greene; 19. 6N - Kevin Bates; 20. 1 - Brett Ballard; 21. 99L - Larry Wight; 22. 22J - Jeremy Wilder; 23. 97 - Michel Chicione; 24. 3d - Matt DeLorenzo; 25. 30 - Jamie Mills; 26. 2 - Brian Truppi.

BRETT HEARN @ VOLUSIA SPEEDWAY!

Big-Block Modified racers set for Volusia.

WALMART GREETER!

Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table. Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.'
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And now you sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm.....let me see, 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply..
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture
The light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good. I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on?

CAN YOU NAME THIS DRIVER? (Courtesy Ray Kemp)

BILL CHEESEMAN