IPHONE TROUBLES!

It all began with an iPhone...
March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

 I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then the fight started..

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.
This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!

BOBBY VARIN DAYTONA BEACH!

LONGEST PASSWORD EVER!

During a recent password audit by Google, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:

"Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital."

CAN YOU NAME THIS DRIVER? (Courtesy Ray Kemp)

GRANDVIEW SAIL PANEL NEWS! (Joe Adams Design)

New this year is the addition of the Sportsman class of competition. Specs will be based closely to those used at other area tracks. To help fans identify the Sportsman race cars that closely resemble the 358 Modifieds the Sportsman will be allowed to run sail panels. This will be optional until May 1 when sail panels will become mandatory.

BLEWETT'S TEO

CRAIG VON DOHREN (Courtesy Diamond Dog)

KYLE LARSON IN CAR @ CHILI BOWL

"FAST" FREDDIE LOOKS READY!

TRUCK DRIVER

Yesterday I was sitting at a stoplight, minding my own business, waiting for the light to turn green.

A carload of five bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American flag duct taped to the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims praised Allah, shook their fists, hit the gas & darted off ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came roaring through the intersection and t-boned their car, demolishing it completely and killing all five of the Muslims in the car.

For several moments I sat there in shock, thinking to myself, "Holy Crap, that could have been me...!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

NAME THIS DRIVER! (Courtesy Ray Kemp)

JOE ADAMS CREATION!

JOHNNY GUARINO

GYNOCOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the
practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks,
and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back,
he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't
want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if
there is an error in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During the exam,
you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total
mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth
50%of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave
you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler,which I've
never seen done in my entire career."