Monday, February 28, 2011
MIKE LAISE!
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
PEACHES!
A Missouri farmer was selling his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked,
"Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked,
"Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear
ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking,
"Are they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes ma'am," and another tear came from the other eye.
Then she lifted the bottom of her negligee and asked,
"Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said, "Yes ma'am," and broke down crying.
She asked, "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied, "The drought got my corn, the flood got my
soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn, I voted for Obama and now I think
I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches....
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
VOLUSIA FINAL RESULTS!
World of Outlaws Late Model Series 50-Lap A-Main Finish (Finish Pos./Start Pos./Driver) - 1. (4) Scott Bloomquist/50; 2. (6) Brady Smith/50; 3. (3) Billy Moyer/50; 4. (13) Dan Schlieper/50; 5. (7) Rick Eckert/50; 6. (11) Chris Madden/50; 7. (18) Don O'Neal/50; 8. (8) Josh Richards/50; 9. (22) Austin Hubbard/50; 10. (12) Brent Robinson/50; 11. (2) Eddie Carrier Jr./49; 12. (21) Clint Smith/49; 13. (24) Dennis Erb Jr./49; 14. (23) Jonathan Davenport/49; 15. (20) Darrell Lanigan/49; 16. (10) Tim McCreadie/49; 17. (14) Tyler Reddick/49; 18. (29) Tim Fuller/49; 19. (25) Steve Francis/49; 20. (5) Jason Feger/49; 21. (1) Brandon Sheppard/48; 22. (30) Chub Frank/48; 23. (26) Shane Clanton/32; 24. (9) Ricky Weiss/31; 25. (15) Dan Stone/6; 26. (28) Jack Sullivan/6; 27. (19) Mike Marlar/6; 28. (16) Pat Doar/6; 29. (27) Jimmy Mars/1; 30. (17) Ryan Unzicker/0.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
VOLUSIA SPEEDWAY RESULTS!
30-Lap A-Main Finish (Finish Pos./Start Pos./Driver) - 1. (9) Brett Hearn; 2. (5) Matt Sheppard; 3. (2) Danny Johnson; 4. (12) Stewart Friesen; 5. (6) Bobby Varin; 6. (7) Rob Bellinger; 7. (3) Tim Fuller; 8. (16) Jimmy Horton; 9. (21) Michel Chicione; 10. (15) Matt DeLorenzo; 11. (11) Rich Scagliotta; 12. (8) Andy Bachetti; 13. (24) Kevin Bates; 14. (13) Tim Kerr; 15. (12) Mike Iles; 16. (26) Chris Higgins; 17. (20) Randy Chrysler; 18. (17) Tim Currier; 19. (1) Dave Rauscher; 20. (4) Rick Laubach; 21. (25) Darwin Greene; 22. (23) Billy VanInwegen; 23. (22) Danny Hieber; 24. (27) Roger Chrysler; 25. (28) Jeff Schaffer; 26. (19) Willy Decker; 27. (29) Jeremy Markle; 28. (18) Ray Swinehart; 29. (10) Danny Varin; 30. (DNS) Brian Truppi. Time of race: 20 minutes, 1.876 seconds. Margin of victory: 1.146 seconds. Cautions: 4 (Laps 4, 8, 20, 21). Lap leaders: Johnson (1-8), Hearn (9-30).
World of Outlaws Late Model Series
A-Main (40-Laps): 1. Billy Moyer, 2. Rick Eckert, 3. Jimmy Mars, 4. Scott Bloomquist, 5. Austin Hubbard, 6. Josh Richards, 7. Earl Pearson Jr, 8. John Blankenship, 9. Tyler Reddick, 10. Don Oneal, 11. Will Vaught, 12. Jonathan Davenport, 13. Brady Smith, 14. Dennis Erb, 15. Dan Stone, 16. Russ King, 17. Eric Wells, 18. Clint Smith, 19. Brandon Sheppard, 20. Ryan Unzicker, 21. Ricky Weiss, 22. Steve Francis, 23. Pat Doar, 24. Dan Schlieper, 25. Chub Frank, 26. Jason Feger, 27. Dale McDowell, 28. Tim McCreadie
(Brent Smith photo)
Friday, February 18, 2011
VOLUSIA SPEEDWAY RESULTS!
World of Outlaws Late Model Series 50-lap A-main (Finishing Position/Start/Driver/Laps Completed/Money Won) - 1. (1) Scott Bloomquist/50 $10,000; 2. (10) Brady Smith/50 $5,000; 3. (4) Austin Hubbard/50 $3,000; 4. (6) Jared Landers/50 $2,500; 5. (15) Don O'Neal/50 $2,000; 6. (9) Billy Moyer/50 $1,700; 7. (12) Earl Pearson Jr./50 $1,400; 8. (2) Eric Wells/50 $1,300 ; 9. (26) Shane Clanton/50 $1,200; 10. (8) Jimmy Mars/50 $1,100 ; 11. (3) Jason Feger/50 $1,050; 12. (11) Chris Madden/50 $1,000; 13. (23) Rick Eckert/50 $950 ; 14. (7) Josh Richards/50 $900; 15. (30) Chub Frank/50 $650; 16. (25) Tim McCreadie/50 $800; 17. (24) Steve Francis/50 $770; 18. (27) Dennis Erb Jr./50 $750 ; 19. (20) Tyler Reddick/49 $730 ; 20. (22) Pat Doar/49 $700 ; 21. (29) Tim Fuller/ $500; 22. (5) Jonathan Davenport/30 $700; 23. (16) Tyler Ivey/28 $700; 24. (19) Clint Smith/27 $700; 25. (13) Dan Stone/25 $700; 26. (14) Eddie Carrier Jr./23 $700; 27. (21) Casey Roberts/18 $700; 28. (18) Eric Jacobsen/11 $700; 29. (17) Justin Rattliff/1 $700.
(Brent Smith photo)
Thursday, February 17, 2011
SHUEY NOT DEFENDING LATE MODEL TITLE AT GRANDVIEW!
“I plan to start the season running the April 2nd opener at Grandview.” said the Shoemakersville, PA resident who would have been going for a third straight title, “After that our plans are pretty much up in the air as far as Grandview goes. We may run as many as six events during the season.”
Shuey’s championship car owners, Dave and Charlotte Eyrich, are taking a year off from the sport and that left him without a ride at Grandview. With no offers of another ride at the NASCAR sanctioned one-third-mile, banked clay oval Shuey was left with nothing.
“I was just able to put something together in the last few days,” said the popular Late Model racer. “I will be running with a team that has Ed Powell and Jesse Willman involved. We plan to run unlimited late model events throughout Central Pennsylvania with some stops at Grandview from time-to-time including the Firecracker 40 in July.”
Shuey did want to run for a third straight title at Grandview and his fourth overall but he just could not make it happened. He is disappointed at not going for a fourth Grandview title but optimistic that his new ride will introduce him to new challenges and successes.
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(Brent Smith photo)
VOLUSIA SPEEDWAY RESULTS!
A-Main (30-Laps) - 1. Stewart Friesen; 2. Brett Hearn; 3. Danny Johnson; 4. Matt Sheppard; 5. Tim Fuller; 6. Bobby Varin; 7. Rich Scagliotta; 8. Mario Clair; 9. Rob Bellinger; 10. Jimmy Horton; 11. Willy Decker; 12. Jeremy Markle; 13. Darwin Greene; 14. Tim Currier; 15. Rick Laubach; 16. Andy Bachetti; 17. Chris Higgins; 18. Billy VanIngwegen; 19. Kevin Bates; 20. Ray Swinehart; 21. Dave Rauscher; 22. Tim Kerr; 23. Mike Iles; 24. Danny Hieber; 25. Danny Varin; 26. Matt DeLorenzo.
DIRTcar UMP Late Models (Night 3 of 6)
A-Main (30 laps; Finish Pos./Start Pos./Driver) - 1. (3) Jimmy Mars; 2. (2) Jason Feger; 3. (6) Scott Bloomquist; 4. (4) Josh Richards; 5. (10) Jonathan Davenport; 6. (5) Steve Francis; 7. (13) Dan Schlieper; 8. (9) Jimmy Owens; 9. (8) Ron Davies; 10. (15) Earl Pearson Jr.; 11. (24) Tim McCreadie; 12. (12) Dennis Erb Jr.; 13. (11) Don O'Neal; 14. (17) Will Vaught; 15. (22) John Blankenship; 16. (21) Billy Moyer; 17. (18) Rick Eckert; 18. (16) Casey Roberts; 19. (19) Clint Smith; 20. (23) Austin Hubbard; 21. (20) Jack Sullivan; 22. (25) Dillan White; 23. (7) Larry Wight; 24. (1) Mike Marlar; 25. (14) Dale McDowell.
(Brent Smith photo)
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
GRANDVIEW ACTION!
(Bruce Thomas photo)
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
WORLD OF OUTLAWS VOLUSIA RESULTS!
A-main (30 laps) - Starting Position [#] - 1) 7S-Jason Sides[4] [$10,000]; 2) 11-Steve Kinser[1] [$5,500]; 3) 51-Fred Rahmer[10] [$3,200]; 4) 91-Cody Darrah[6] [$2,800]; 5) 14-Jason Meyers[7] [$2,500]; 6) 15H-Sam Hafertepe Jr.[12] [$2,300]; 7) 33-Danny Lasoski[8] [$2,200]; 8) 9-Joey Saldana[5] [$2,100]; 9) 83X-Tim Shaffer[18] [$2,050]; 10) 63-Chad Kemenah[13] [$2,000]; 11) 7-Craig Dollansky[2] [$1,500]; 12) 49-Brad Sweet[14] [$1,200]; 13) 27-Daryn Pittman[15] [$1,100]; 14) 17-Tyler Walker[9] [$1,050]; 15) 30C-Lance Dewease[19] [$1,000]; 16) 5W-Lucas Wolfe[25] [$100]; 17) 15-Donny Schatz[20] [$800]; 18) 2-Dale Blaney[21] [$800]; 19) 1-Sammy Swindell[23] [$800]; 20) 6-Kraig Kinser[26] [$0]; 21) 1Z-Stevie Smith[3] [$800]; 22) 24-Terry McCarl[24] [$800]; 23) 2B-Ben Gregg[27] [$0]; 24) 1J-Bronson Maeschen[22] [$800]; 25) 83-Paul McMahan[17] [$800]; 26) 6R-Bill Rose[16] [$800]; 27) 22-Brian Ellenberger[11] [$800]. Lap Leaders: Craig Dollansky 1-24, Jason Sides 25-30. KSE Hard Charger Award: Tim Shaffer (Jason Walls photo)
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