MY ONE & ONLY GRANDVIEW SPEEDWAY RUN...1987

BEST MILITARY QUOTE EVER?

WHEN I JOINED THE MILITARY IT WAS ILLEGAL TO BECOME HOMOSEXUAL.

THEN IT BECAME OPTIONAL.

NOW IT'S LEGAL!

I AM GETTING OUT BEFORE OBAMA MAKES IT MANDATORY!

SGT HARRY BERRES USMC

CAN YOU NAME THIS WHEELSMAN?? (Courtesy Diamond Dog)

Have you seen the new Italian cruise liner shoes?

DAVE POSAVEC & FAST FREDDIE RAHMER!

THE EVENING NEWS!

CAN YOU NAME THIS DRIVER? (Courtesy Ray Kemp)

LINCOLN ICEBREAKER RESULTS! (Jason Walls photo)

ICEBREAKER 30 2012 SEASON OPENER
LAWRENCE CHEVROLET 410 SPRINTS
Feature (30-Laps) - 1. 15-Adam Wilt ($3,500); 2. 19M-Brent Marks; 3.
14-Kevin Nouse; 4. 21-Brian Montieth; 5. 30-Doug Esh; 6. 87-Alan Krimes; 7.
20S-Derek Sell; 8. 2-Ryan Bohlke; 9. 0-Rick Lafferty; 10. 11C-Cory Haas; 11.
48-Danny Dietrich; 12. 8-Billy Dietrich; 13. 65-Johnny Mackison, Jr.; 14.
17-Brian Leppo; 15. 71X-Bill Stine; 16. 21K-Kyle Pruitt; 17. 4-John
Rudisill; 18. 50-Austin Reed; 19. 85-Gerard McIntyre, Jr. (DNF); 20.
175-Jeff Heiges (DNF);21. 21L-Andre Layfild (DNF);22. 84C-Chad Criswell
(DNF);23. 92-JJ Grasso (DNF);24. 89-Cody Darrah (DNF). No Time Lap Leaders -
Kevin Nouse (1-7), Adam Wilt (8-30)

VOLUSIA SATURDAY NIGHT RESULTS!

World of Outlaws Late Model Series 50-lap A-main (Finishing Position/Car No./Driver): 1. (21) Billy Moyer; 2. (1d) Don O’Neal; 3. (25) Shane Clanton; 4. (29) Darrell Lanigan; 5. (15) Steve Francis; 6. (20) Jimmy Owens; 7. (28e) Dennis Erb Jr.; 8. (17M) Dale McDowell; 9. (39) Tim McCreadie; 10. (23) John Blankenship; 11. (0) Scott Bloomquist; 12. (24) Rick Eckert; 13. (99Jr) Frankie Heckenast Jr.; 14. (44) Clint Smith; 15. (32P) Bobby Pierce; 16. (1) Josh Richards; 17. (2) Brady Smith; 18. (32c) Vic Coffey; 19. (1*) Chub Frank; 20. (19) Tim Fuller; 21. (b5) Brandon Sheppard; 22. (57J) Bub McCool; 23. (14M) Morgan Bagley; 24. (99M) Donnie Moran; 25. (25F) Jason Feger; 26. (28M) Jimmy Mars; 27. (37c) Dennis Franklin; 28. (11) Pat Doar; 29. (21d) Dan Stone.

Super DIRTcar Series 50-lap A-main (Finishing Position/Car No./Driver): 1. (8r) Rob Bellinger; 2. (9s) Matt Sheppard; 3. (20) Brett Hearn; 4. (74) Tim Fuller; 5. (99L) Larry Wight; 6. (27J) Danny Johnson; 7. (10J) Alan Johnson; 8. (22c) Mario Clair; 9. (21a) Pete Britten; 10. (39) Dustin Delaney; 11. (48T) Dave Rauscher; 12. (8) Rich Scagliotta; 13. (97) Michel Chicione; 14. (5) Jimmy Horton; 15. (1) Darwin Greene; 16. (23) Billy VanInwegen; 17. (21K) Randy Chrysler; 18. (99) Bruno Lepage; 19. (60) Brian Berger; 20. (T21) Roger Chrysler; 21. (79) Jeremy Markle; 22. (10s) Michael Storms; 23. (14) C.G. (Morey; 24. (29) Chris Ostrowsky; 25. (88) David Allen; 26. (7) Rich Laubach; 27. (34) Andy Bachetti; 28. (85) Stewart Friesen; 29. (2) Brian Truppi; 30. (30) Jamie Mills.

READING FAIRGROUNDS!

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VOLUSIA FRIDAY RESULTS!

AFTERNOON PROGRAM
Super DIRTcar Series Big-Block Modifieds
A-Main (20 laps): 1. 10J - Alan Johnson; 2. 21a - Pete Britten; 3. 85 - Stewart Friesen; 4. 22c - Mario Clair; 5. 74 - Tim Fuller; 6. 9s - Matt Sheppard; 7. 8r - Rob Bellinger; 8. 99L - Larry Wight; 9. 7 - Rich Laubach; 10. 5 - Jimmy Horton; 11. 27J - Danny Johnson; 12. 3d - Matt DeLorenzo; 13. 20 - Brett Hearn; 14. 34 - Andy Bachetti; 15. 48T - Dave Rauscher; 16. 39 - Dustin Delaney; 17. 8 - Rich Scagliotta; 18. 60 - Brian Berger; 19. 79 - Jeremy Markle; 20. 1 - Darwin Greene; 21. 21K - Randy Chrysler; 22. 10s - Michael Storms; 23. 97 - Michel Chicione; 24. 23 - Billy VanInwegen; 25. 22J - Jeremy Wilder; 26. 6N - Kevin Bates.


EVENING PROGRAM
SUPER DIRTcar SERIES
A-Main (20 laps): 1. 9s - Matt Sheppard; 2. 27J - Danny Johnson; 3. 99L - Larry Wight; 4. 74 - Tim Fuller; 5. 7 - Rich Laubach; 6. 85 - Stewart Friesen; 7. 20 - Brett Hearn; 8. 8 - Rich Scagliotta; 9. 34 - Andy Bachetti; 10. 5 - Jimmy Horton; 11. 22c - Mario Clair; 12. 1 - Darwin Greene; 13. 21a - Pete Britten; 14. 10s - Michael Storms; 15. 8r - Rob Bellinger; 16. 60 - Brian Berger; 17. 23 - Billy VanInwegen; 18. 14 - C.G. Morey; 19. 48T - Dave Rauscher; 20. 29 - Chris Ostrowsky; 21. 3d - Matt DeLorenzo; 22. 39 - Dustin Delaney; 23. 88 - David Allen; 24. 30 - Jamie Mills; 25. 2 - Brian Truppi; 26. 10J - Alan Johnson.

NAME THIS DRIVER? (Courtesy Diamond Dog)

VOLUSIA BIG BLOCK RESULTS THURSDAY NITE!

Super DIRTcar Series
A-Main (30-Laps): 1. 27J - Danny Johnson; 2. 74 - Tim Fuller; 3. 10J - Alan Johnson; 4. 9s - Matt Sheppard; 5. 5 - Jimmy Horton; 6. 10s - Michael Storms; 7. 22c - Mario Clair; 8. 8 - Rich Scagliotta; 9. 7 - Rich Laubach; 10. 85 - Stewart Friesen; 11. 20 - Brett Hearn; 12. 8r - Rob Bellinger; 13. 21a - Pete Britten; 14. 39 - Dustin Delaney; 15. 60 - Brian Berger; 16. 34 - Andy Bachetti; 17. 48T - Dave Rauscher; 18. 1 - Darwin Greene; 19. 6N - Kevin Bates; 20. 1 - Brett Ballard; 21. 99L - Larry Wight; 22. 22J - Jeremy Wilder; 23. 97 - Michel Chicione; 24. 3d - Matt DeLorenzo; 25. 30 - Jamie Mills; 26. 2 - Brian Truppi.

BRETT HEARN @ VOLUSIA SPEEDWAY!

Big-Block Modified racers set for Volusia.

WALMART GREETER!

Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table. Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.'
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And now you sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm.....let me see, 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.' She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply..
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch.. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture
The light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good. I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already crapped my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
You probably will think of this every time you enter a Wal-Mart from now on?

CAN YOU NAME THIS DRIVER? (Courtesy Ray Kemp)

BILL CHEESEMAN

BOBBY BOTTCHER

BILL GENSLER

CAREY BECKER

JORDAN HENN

ALEX BRIGHT

BILL HENNING

JEFF GORDON'S PIT CREW

Jeff Gordon

announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars’ worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as many races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

JARRAD UMBENHAUER

SCOTT IRWIN

DALE HARTZ

BRAD ARNOLD

BRAD MISSIMER

KYLE WEISS

KEVIN ALBERT

Dollansky Ends Schatz’s Rule at Volusia Speedway Park

UNOH DIRTcar Nationals Presented by Summit Racing Equipment Statistical Report; Volusia Speedway Park; Barberville, Fla.; Feb. 19, 2012
A-Main - (25 Laps) - 1. 7-Craig Dollansky [2] [$10,000]; 2. 15-Donny Schatz [1] [$5,500]; 3. 89G-David Gravel [4] [$3,200]; 4. 11K-Kraig Kinser [5] [$2,800]; 5. 1-Sammy Swindell [6] [$2,500]; 6. 2-Dale Blaney [8] [$2,300]; 7. 33-Danny Lasoski [3] [$2,200]; 8. 7S-Jason Sides [12] [$2,100]; 9. 9-Joey Saldana [7] [$2,050]; 10. 4S-Danny Smith [10] [$2,000]; 11. 14S-Tony Stewart [13] [$1,500]; 12. 11-Steve Kinser [15] [$1,200]; 13. 49-Brad Sweet [9] [$1,100]; 14. 14-Jason Meyers [14] [$1,050]; 15. 63-Chad Kemenah [16] [$1,000]; 16. 1Z-Sam Hafertepe Jr [17] [$900]; 17. 28-Brian Paulus [20] [$800]; 18. 4-Cody Darrah [19] [$800]; 19. 24-Terry McCarl [18] [$800]; 20. 5W-Lucas Wolfe [24] [$800]; 21. 6-Bill Rose [23] [$800]; 22. 27-Daryn Pittman [11] [$800]; 23. 20E-Brian Ellenberger [22] [$800]; 24. 39-Greg Hodnett [21] [$800]. Lap Leaders: Craig Dollansky 1-25. Hard Charger Award: 7S-Jason Sides [+4].

WoO RESULTS VOLUSIA SPEEDWAY (Jason Walls photo)

WORLD OF OUTLAWS SPRINTCAR SERIES #1 (TWO COMPLETE EVENTS WERE RUN ON SUNDAY, FEB. 19)
A-Main - (20 Laps) - 1. 15-Donny Schatz [1] [$10,000]; 2. 1-Sammy Swindell [2] [$5,500]; 3. 7S-Jason Sides [4] [$3,200]; 4. 9-Joey Saldana [3] [$2,800]; 5. 7-Craig Dollansky [15] [$2,500]; 6. 51-Fred Rahmer [6] [$2,300]; 7. 49-Brad Sweet [8] [$2,200]; 8. 11K-Kraig Kinser [21] [$2,100]; 9. 1Z-Sam Hafertepe Jr [14] [$2,050]; 10. 2-Dale Blaney [18] [$2,000]; 11. 77-Aaron Ott [17] [$1,500]; 12. 89G-David Gravel [7] [$1,200]; 13. 4S-Danny Smith [23] [$1,100]; 14. 5W-Lucas Wolfe [26] [$250]; 15. 54-Cap Henry [9] [$1,000]; 16. 4-Cody Darrah [11] [$900]; 17. 11-Steve Kinser [25] [$]; 18. 14-Jason Meyers [10] [$800]; 19. 63-Chad Kemenah [24] [$800]; 20. 29-Kerry Madsen [5] [$800]; 21. 20E-Brian Ellenberger [22] [$800]; 22. 6-Bill Rose [27] [$]; 23. 71M-Paul May [16] [$800]; 24. 5-Jac Haudenschild [13] [$800]; 25. 2X-Dustin Morgan [19] [$800]; 26. 27-Daryn Pittman [20] [$800]; 27. 33-Danny Lasoski [12] [$800]. Lap Leaders: Donny Schatz 1-20. Hard Charger Award: 11K-Kraig Kinser [+13]

TERRY MEITZLER

GREG HOFFMASTER

KYLE FOLLWEILER

CHUCK SCHUTZ

BRAD GRIM

DANNY SNYDER

LASOSKI WINS WoO OPENER AT VOLUSIA!

Dude tops Outlaws, hear him talk about big win from World of Outlaws Sprint Cars on Vimeo.

UNOH DIRTcar Nationals Presented by Summit Racing Equipment Statistical Report; Volusia Speedway Park; Barberville, Fla.; Feb. 18, 2012

A-Main - (30 Laps) - 1. 33-Danny Lasoski [1] [$10,000]; 2. 14-Jason Meyers [7] [$5,500]; 3. 49-Brad Sweet [4] [$3,200]; 4. 15-Donny Schatz [15] [$2,800]; 5. 1-Sammy Swindell [6] [$2,500]; 6. 1Z-Sam Hafertepe Jr [11] [$2,300]; 7. 77-Aaron Ott [2] [$2,200]; 8. 20E-Brian Ellenberger [8] [$2,100]; 9. 11-Steve Kinser [3] [$2,050]; 10. 4-Cody Darrah [12] [$2,000]; 11. 2-Dale Blaney [13] [$1,500]; 12. 5-Jac Haudenschild [9] [$1,200]; 13. 51-Fred Rahmer [5] [$1,100]; 14. 7S-Jason Sides [16] [$1,050]; 15. 45-Paul McMahan [23] [$1,000]; 16. 7-Craig Dollansky [25] [$100]; 17. 29-Kerry Madsen [22] [$800]; 18. 9-Joey Saldana [14] [$800]; 19. 11K-Kraig Kinser [19] [$800]; 20. 89G-David Gravel [24] [$800]; 21. 5W-Lucas Wolfe [26] [$]; 22. 6-Bill Rose [20] [$800]; 23. 59-Dave Blaney [21] [$800]; 24. 39-Greg Hodnett [17] [$800]; 25. 2X-Dustin Morgan [10] [$800]; 26. 63-Chad Kemenah [18] [$800]

BOB HIGGINBOTHAM (Courtesy Brett Higgenbotham)

Bob Higginbotham won the Bridgeport championship with this car in 1974. He also campaigned the car at Grandview and is pictured running next to Bob Sweigart in the picture below.

KEEPING YOU INFORMED ON IMPORTANT NEWS!

Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic.

In other news... we all remember when KFC offered a " Hillary " meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs. Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket."

It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken crap.

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I heard the President's visit to the troops didn't go so well....

MID 70'S PROGRAM BOOK!

That is Bob Sweigart in the #z2. Bob was super fast and also won the point title at Grandview in 1974. Can you identify the car next to him and also the midget driver in the bottom photo?

VOLUSIA THURSDAY NITE RESULTS!

A-Main -  (30 Laps)
1. 7-Craig Dollansky[8]; 2. 27-Daryn Pittman[1]; 3. 33-Danny Lasoski[3]; 4. 39-Greg Hodnett[10]; 5. 49-Brad Sweet[7]; 6. 9-Joey Saldana[13]; 7. 4-Cody Darrah[2]; 8. 1-Sammy Swindell[11]; 9. 1Z-Sam Hafertepe Jr[5]; 10. 11-Steve Kinser[17]; 11. 7S-Jason Sides[15]; 12. 11K-Kraig Kinser[12]; 13. 14S-Tony Stewart[14]; 14. 24-Terry McCarl[16]; 15. 29-Kerry Madsen[18]; 16. 83-Tim Shaffer[20]; 17. 14-Jason Meyers[24]; 18. 5W-Lucas Wolfe[23]; 19. 20E-Brian Ellenberger[4]; 20. 59-Dave Blaney[19]; 21. 3-Pete Miller III[21]; 22. 5-Jac Haudenschild[6]; 23. O-Glen Styres[22]; 24. 2-Dale Blaney[9]

YOU DO THE MATH!

This is amazing -- it's a simple mathematical exercise that can predict
your favorite movie. It must have been created by a real genius.
Don't know how it works, but it works every time! Be honest and don't
look at the movie list below till you have done the math!

Movie Quiz:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted
favorite movie in the list of 17 movies

Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire

Now, ain't that something...?

CVD . . .PRETZELMANIA! (Courtesy Diamond Dog)

KENNY WALLACE WINS UMP'S LAST NITE AT VOLUSIA!

Ride with Kenny Wallace to Volusia victory on .

BARBERVILLE, Fla. – Feb. 15, 2012 – Kenny Wallace found his groove Wednesday night at Volusia Speedway Park winning the 20-lap feature event, besting a record field of 78 DIRTcar UMP Modifieds at the UNOH DIRTcar Nationals presented by Summit Racing Equipment.

LASOSKI WINS NITE ONE AT VOLUSIA

UNOH All Star Circuit of Champions

A-Main - (30 Laps) - 1. 33-Danny Lasoski [3]; 2. 11K-Kraig Kinser [1]; 3. 83-Tim Shaffer [10]; 4. 89G-David Gravel [8]; 5. 7S-Jason Sides [12]; 6. 9-Joey Saldana [11]; 7. 27-Daryn Pittman [4]; 8. 7-Craig Dollansky [14]; 9. 14-Jason Meyers [24]; 10. 63-Chad Kemenah [15]; 11. 4-Cody Darrah [7]; 12. 45-Paul McMahan [23]; 13. 5W-Lucas Wolfe [20]; 14. 1-Sammy Swindell [16]; 15. 49-Brad Sweet [13]; 16. 77-Aaron Ott [5]; 17. 20E-Brian Ellenberger [17]; 18. 14S-Tony Stewart [21]; 19. 54-Cap Henry [22]; 20. 59-Dave Blaney [19]; 21. 11-Steve Kinser [2]; 22. 1Z-Sam Hafertepe Jr [18]; 23. 2-Dale Blaney [6]; 24. 5-Jac Haudenschild [9]. Lap Leaders: Kraig Kinser 1-18, Danny Lasoski 19-30. Hard Charger: 14-Jason Meyers [+15].

CONFUSED?

CAN YOU NAME THIS HOTSHOE? (Courtesy Brian Shiley)

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FREEDOM 76 WINNER? (Courtesy Ray Kemp)

DID YOU SAY HELLO?

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a

baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done,

she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling",

he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom.

Did you say 'hello'?"